CABARET ARCIS PLACE 450 Park Ave. S. (betw. 30th & 31st Sts.), ...
450 Park Ave. S. (betw. 30th & 31st Sts.), 532-4370. FRI-SUN: Marilyn Volpe in "New Year's Eve 1949," 9, $25 & $15 min. SUN: Karen Mason in "Christmas! Christmas! Christmas! Christmas!," 7, $25 & $15 min.
DANNY'S SKYLIGHT ROOM
346 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 265-8130. WEDS: Martin Tishman, 9:15, $12. FRI & SAT: Tessa Bell & John Wallowitch in "Love Life," 9:30, $15 & 10 min. SUN: Gloria Stevens & John Wallowitch in "Irving Berlin, Quit Pinching Me!," 2, $12 & 10 min.; Gerta Grunen in "A Jewish Girl's Christmas," 4, $12 & 10 min.
DON'T TELL MAMA
343 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 757-0788. or donttellmama.com. WEDS: Rick Jensen & His Band, 9, $12 & 2 drink min. [through 12/22]. THURS: "An Angel in my Sublet," feat. Marcella Goheen, 7, $10 & 2 drink min. SAT: Poole Party! Hosted by Ron Pool, 9, $10 $ 2 drink min.; Steven Brinberg as Barbra Streisand, 11, $15 & 2 drink min. [through 12/25]; Tommy Femia in "Judy Garland Live!," 11, $15 & 2 drink min. [through 12/18]. SUN: "Fly in my Fruitcake," feat. Becca McBear, $10 & 2 drink min. MON: "The Blonde Leading the Blonde" with Tanya Moberly & Susuan Hackett, 9, $10 & 2 drink min. TUES: "Being Micah Singerman," starring herself & Benji Schwab, 9, $15 & 2 drink min.
DUPLEX CABARET THEATER
61 Christopher St. (7th Ave.), 255-5438. All shows $10 & 2 drink min. unless otherwise noted. WEDS: "Hell Bound," 7. SAT-MON: "Baby Boomer Christmas" with Vox Bop, call for times. MON: Machieal Garin, 7 [through 12/27]. TUES: "Swingle Bell Rock," with Mike "Sulley" Sullivan.
FEZ
Time Cafe, 380 Lafayette St. (Great Jones St.), 533-2680. Also see "Rock." FRI-SAT: Kiki & Herb in "Do They Know It's Christmas?," 8, $12 [through 12/29]. SUN: Jackie Beat in "How the Bitch Stole Christmas," 8 & 10, $10 [though 12/19].
FIREBIRD CAFE
363 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 586-0244. WED-SAT: Baby Jane Dexter in "Everything Must Change," call for times & prices. WEDS: Faith Prince, 11, $30 & $15 min. THURS: Sally Meyers, 9, $30 & $15 min.; FRI: Steve Ross, $30 & $15 min. SUN: Alexandra Haas, 7, $20 & $15 min.; Sally Meyers, 9, $30 & $15 min. TUES: Faith Prince, 9, $30 & $15 min.
JUDY'S CHELSEA
169 8th Ave. (betw. 19th & 20th Sts.), 929-5410. WEDS: "Light the Flame," feat. Beans Ferriglio & Ashley Van Nuys. THURS: "Serendipity," with Frans Bloem, 8:30; "Shwabersize" feat. Benji Schwab, 11:30. FRI: Ruby Rims hosts Teddy Care Benefit, 8 & 11. SAT: "In the Spirit," with Marieann Meringolo, 8:30. SUN: "The World According to Freed," feat. Ben Freed; "In the Spirit" with Marieann Meringolo, 8:30. MON: "Showtoons" feat. Niko Louizos, 8:30. TUES: Elena Bennet & Frank Salon, 10:30.
HOTEL DELMONICO
502 Park Ave. (59th St.), 486-0508. WEDS: Keith David, 9:30 & 11:30, $25 & 2 drink min.
SAM'S
263 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Aves.), 719-5416. All shows free. WEDS & FRI-SAT: "Dream Street Cabaret" starring Ken Ludie & Dale Badway with piano accompaniment, 10:30 & 12:15 a.m.
SARDI'S
234 W. 44th St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 221-8440. THURS: "The Nonstop Broadway Hootenanny" feat. Mark Nadler; 9, $15 & $12 min. [through 12/23].
THEATER EAST
211 E. 60th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 838-9090. WEDS & THURS: Tango & Tango, feat. Raul Juarena & Marga Mitchell, 8, free. FRI & SAT: Show of Cuban oldies feat. Hilda Lee's "La China Cubana" & pianist Frank Valente. Audience encouraged to take advantage of open mic, 10:30, free.
The Triad
158 W. 72nd St. (betw. Amsterdam & Columbus Aves.), 799-4599. FRI: "Kiss My Cupcakes," feat. Mike Nadar & the Fat Kids. MON: "Fools Like Us" feat. Tony DeLio & Liz Skankenetti.