35 E. 76th St. (Madison Ave.), 212-744-1600. WEDS-SAT & TUES: Mary Cleere Haran in "Sweet & Low Down," inspired by Reading Lyrics, 8:45 & 10:45, $60 [through 2/17].
CAROLINE'S COMEDY CLUB
1626 B'way (49th St.), 212-757-4100. Cover charge & 2 drink min. THURS: Tracy Morgan, 9:30, $22.50; Susie Essman, 8, $20.50. FRI: Tracy Morgan, 10:30 &12:30 a.m., $24.50; Jeffrey Ross, 8 & 10:30, $24.50-$26.50. SAT: Tracy Morgan, 10:30 &12:30 a.m., $26.50; Susie Essman, 8, $26.50 SUN: Susie Essman, 7:30 & 9:30, $22.50. MON: New talent showcase, 9:30, $15.
COMEDY CELLAR
117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480, www.comedycellar.com Sun.-Thurs. shows at 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min.; Fri. shows at 9, 10:45 & 12:30, $12 & 2 drink min.; Sat. at 7, 9, 10:45 & 12:30, $12 & 2 drink min. WEDS-SAT: Colin Quinn, Greg Giraldo, Gregg Rogell, Keith Robinson, Godfrey, Jim Norton. MON & TUES: Colin Quinn, Mitch Fatel, Kevin Brennan, Nick Di Paolo, Dave Attell.
DANGERFIELD'S
1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd Sts.), 212-593-1650. Fri. shows at 8:30 & 10:30, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30 a.m., $15; Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:45, $15-$20. WEDS-SUN: Jerry Diner, Al Ducharemne, Quentin Heggs, Jim McCue, Jim Norton, Nancy Redman. MON & TUES: George Rogell, John Rizzo, Jim McCue, Jerry Diner, Nancy Redman, Richie Byrne.
DANNY'S SKYLIGHT ROOM
346 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-726-2007. THURS: Sheldon Forrest, 6. FRI: Karen Oberlin in "My Standards," 9:15, $12 & $10 min.; Sheldon Forrest, 6. SUN: Full Speed Ahead pres. "Dysfunctional Love Stories," starring Jennifer Macaluso, 4, $15 & $10 min. [through 3/21].
DUPLEX
61 Christopher St. (7th Ave.), 212-841-5410. THURS: Hopscotch, "The New York Sex Comedies," 10, $5 & 2 drink min. [through 2/15]; "The Mo Show" w/comic Maureen "MO" Langan, 8, $6 & 2 drink min. FRI: "That's Amore," feat. Miss. Fabulosa Linguine. TUES: "Three Broads," 7, $10 & 2 drink min.
GLADYS' COMEDY ROOM
Hamburger Harry's, 145 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 6th Ave.), 212-832-1762. FRI & SAT: Jim Gaffigan, Russ Meneve, Warren Holstein, Mike Singer, Eric Ingram, Jason Dietz, Gladys, 8:30, $12 & $5 min. (half price if you mention NY Press).
GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB
34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-367-9000. Showtimes Fri. & Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30, $15 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs. at 8:30, $15 & 2 drink min. WEDS: An Evening w/Robert Klein. FRI & SAT: Ted Alexandro, Pete Correale, Greg Carey.
O'HARA'S
137 Greenwich St. (Cedar St.), 718-981-1866. THURS: Fran Capo in "World's Fastest Talker," 7:30, $10 & 2 drink min.
STAND-UP NY
236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850, www.standupny.com FRI & SAT: Gregory Carey, Greer Barnes, Greg Giraldo & Modi Rosenfeld 8, 10 & 12:15 a.m., $12.