PERFORMANCE ART ADDISON F. GOLLADAY 2000: GOOD ENOUGH FOR ...

Downtown comedian attempts to prove he is fit for the Oval Office, w/video segments starring rising comedic stars; Surf Reality, 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-673-4182; Fri. at 10, $5 [through 10/27].

BENCH

Galinsky's solo multi-character performance about love & homelessness w/sound design, choreography & cinematography; Red Room, 85 E. 4th St. (betw. Bowery & 2nd Ave.), 212-539-7686; Fri. at 10:30, $12 [through 11/17].

BRUTAL IMAGINATION

Poet Cornelius Eady & jazz composer Diedre Murray create music/theater piece based on South Carolinian mother/killer Susan Smith & the fictional black man she blamed; The Kitchen, 512 W. 19th St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-255-5793; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, $15.

CAFE MILLENNIUM

Nacinimod Deodee & Jomo Kellman host interactive open mic; 241 E. 24th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Sts.), 212-388-7947; Sun. at 7, $10 & 2 drink min. [through 11/26].

COOK GECKO COOK

New format combines cuisine & theater. This week, Mistress Protocol leads "Banquet" piece?formal wear optional; Collective Unconscious, 145 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-561-9740; Sun. at 8, $10, noshes incl. w/adm.

PHAT TUESDAYS

Boo Froebel curates performance party w/performer Scotty the Blue Bunny, dancer Heidi Latsky, video artist DJ Mendel & puppeteer Christopher Williams; Dixon Place at Vineyard 26, 309 E. 26th St. (2nd Ave.), 212-532-1546; Tues. at 8, $12, $8 st./s.c.

PURPLE ORGAN'S PUSSY PUDDLE PARTY

Screamingly horny & fuzz-toned bassist/singer Doug Black (Purple Organ) leads "filthy wetness & spontaneous acts of sex" feat. Jonny McGovern (Dirty Stuff); Surf Reality, 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-673-4182; Sat. at 12, $5 [through 10/28].

STOMP

British percussion performance troupe; Orpheum Theater, 126 2nd Ave. (betw. 7th & 8th Sts.), 212-477-2477; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 7 & 10:30, Sun. at 7, mat. Sun. at 3, $24.50-$49.50.