PERFORMANCE ART ADDISON F. GOLLADAY 2000: GOOD ENOUGH FOR ...

Downtown comedian attempts to prove he is fit for the Oval Office, w/video segments starring rising comedic stars; Surf Reality, 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-673-4182; Fri. at 10, $5.

BENCH

Galinsky pres. "continuous multi-character dialogue" on love during homelessness in one-man play w/sound design, choreography & cinematography; Red Room, 85 E. 4th St. (betw. Bowery & 2nd Ave.), 212-539-7686; Fri. at 10:30, $12 [through 11/17].

CAFE MILLENNIUM

Nacinimod Deodee & Jomo Kellman host interactive open mic; 241 E. 24th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Sts.), 212-388-7947; Sun. at 7, $10 & 2 drink min. [through 11/26].

DARWIN AT THE WATERHOLE

Monologuist Peter Gerber regales audience w/tales of a rough jazz bar in an even rougher Philadelphia; Collective Unconscious, 145 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-561-9740; Thurs. at 10, $10.

PURPLE ORGAN'S PUSSY PUDDLE PARTY

Screamingly horny & fuzz-toned bassist/singer Doug Black (Purple Organ) leads "filthy wetness & spontaneous acts of sex" feat. Jonny McGovern (Dirty Stuff); Surf Reality, 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-673-4182; Sat. at 12, $5 [through 10/28].

STOMP

British percussion performance troupe; Orpheum Theater, 126 2nd Ave. (betw. 7th & 8th Sts.), 212-477-2477; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 7 & 10:30, Sun. at 7, mat. Sun. at 3, $24.50-$49.50.