PERFORMANCE ART DAVID ACKERMANS "SUNDAY BRUNCH" Performer serves full-course ...
Performer serves full-course meal whilst aboard the A train; 212-252-3115 for info; Sun., $1.50 or Metrocard.
DIRTY STUFF
Jonny McGovern's solo multi-character show feat. a gay pimp, closeted nerd, damaged blaxploitation star & trashiest trailer maven ever to do "E" w/a disco full of boys; Westbeth Theater Center, 151 Bank St. (betw. Washington & West Sts.), 212-741-0391; Fri. at 10, $10
SACRED CLOWNS
Dave Jenness' improv dance band feat. comedians such as Jonny McGovern, Victor Varnado, Katherin Chronis & Hank Flynn; Surf Reality, 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-684-0397; Sat. at 10, $5.
SISTA SCROOGE
Ah-Keisha McCants' musical parody of Charles Dickens' A Christmas Carol feat. singer Cantrese Alloway as Eloisa Scrooge; New York Comedy Club, 241 E. 24th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 212-696-5233; Sun. at 3, $10 & 2 drink min. [through 12/24].
STOMP
British percussion performance troupe; Orpheum Theater, 126 2nd Ave. (betw. 7th & 8th Sts.), 212-477-2477; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 7 & 10:30, Sun. at 7, mat. Sun. at 3, $24.50-$49.50.