Skits & Improv AN INTIMATE EVENING W/INFINITE MONKEYSIn clever illustration of ...

AN INTIMATE EVENING W/INFINITE MONKEYS

In clever illustration of over-quoted concept, sketch comedy show is composed by infinite monkeys at infinite typewriters & it ain't Sharkespeare; Collective Unconscious, 145 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-254-5277; Sat. at 10, $7.

DIRTY KNEES

Improv comedy troupe makes an appearance at Freaks Local 413, 413 W. 44th St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-981-9710; Sun. at 8:30, $7.

EATING IT

Variety event at Luna Lounge hosted by a different comedian each week; 171 Ludlow St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 212-260-2323 or www.eatingit.net; Mon. at 8, $7, incl. free drink.

FACEBOYZ OPEN MIC

Bald & bisexual art-star, Faceboy, hosts weekly open mic & everyone gets a chance since there's a ten-minute time limit; Surf Reality, 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-330-6856 or www.surfreality.org; Sun. at 8, sign-up at 7:45, $3.

GAY & LESBIAN COMEDY FEST!

"Really Gay Singer/Songwriter" Michael Conley hosts big gay comedy day at Don't Tell Mama, 343 W. 46th St. (9th Ave.), 212-757-0788; Sat. at 10:30, $10.

GRATUITOUS NUDITY

Perverts & first-year painters should come a-running to this series of monologues, nude & otherwise, which deal w/complex emotions brought out by nakedness; Barrio, 99 Stanton St. (betw. Ludlow & Orchard Sts.), 212-229-8319; Thurs. at 10:30, $5 & 1 drink min.

IMPROVISION

Audience & cast collaborate to make next season's television hits; John Houseman Studio Theatre, 452 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-239-4324; Thurs. at 8, Fri. & Sat. at 8 & 10, $15, $5 st.