STAND-UP BOSTON COMEDY CLUB82 W. 3rd St. (betw. Thompson & Sullivan ...

82 W. 3rd St. (betw. Thompson & Sullivan Sts.), 212-477-1000. WEDS & THURS: Brian Scolaro, Kevin Hart, Warren Holstein, Ben Bailey, Russ Meneve, 9:30, $8 & 1 drink min. FRI & SAT: Jim Norton, Pete Coreale, Patrice O'Neal, Rich Vos, D.C. Benny, Russ Meneve, Godfrey, $12 & 2 drink min. MON: "Blue" hosted by Tony Woods, feat. Tracy Morgan, D. C. Benny, Warren Holstein, Big Jay, Dean Edwards, 10, $8 & I drink min. TUES: Brian Scolaro, Kevin Hart, Warren Holstein, Ben Bailey, Russ Meneve, 9:30, $8 & 1 drink min. [through 7/2].

CAROLINE'S COMEDY CLUB

1626 B'way (49th St.), 212-757-4100. Cover charge & 2 drink min. THURS-SUN: The fabulous Tracy Morgan!, 8, 10 & 12:30 a.m., $22.50.

COMEDY CELLAR

117 MacDougal St. (betw. W. 3rd & Bleecker Sts.), 212-254-3480. Sun.-Thurs. shows at 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min. Fri. & Sat. shows at 7, 9, 10:45 & 12:30 a.m., $12 & 2 drink min. THURS-SUN: Colin Quinn (SNL), Hugh Fink (SNL), Greg Giraldo (Conan O'Brien) & Greer Barnes (David Letterman) [through 7/1].

COMIC STRIP LIVE

1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 212-861-9386. Sun. show at 8; Mon.-Thurs. shows at 8:30, $10 & $10 min.; Fri. at 8:30, 10:30 & 12:30 a.m. $15 & $10 min. Sat. at 8, 10:15 & 12:30 a.m., $15 & $10 min. WEDS & THURS: MC Ray Ellin, Buddy Bolton, Justin McKinney, Robert Rothstein, Laurie Killmartin, Antman, DC Benny, Bernadette Pauley, Paula Bell, William Stephenson. FRI: MC Tim Young, J.J. Ramirez, Vanessa Holligshead, Ray Ellin, Sherry Davey, Eddie Ifft. SAT: MC John Priest, Tony Rock, Sherrod Small, Cynthia Koury, Laurie Killmartin, Macio, Lenny Marcus. SUN-TUES: MC Ray Ellin, Buddy Bolton, Justin McKinney, Robert Rothstein, Laurie Killmartin, Antman, DC Benny, Bernadette Pauley, Paula Bell, William Stephenson [through 6/30].

FREAKS LOCAL 413

413 W. 44th St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-946-1827. FRI: "GreenLight" feat. NY's "alternative" comics hosted by Rebecca Tingley. Comics are promised to be armed w/"best game"; 10, $5.

GERSHWIN HOTEL

7 E. 27th St. (betw. 5th & Madison Aves.), 212-932-3767. SAT: "The 10:17 Comedy Night" feat. stand-up, musical & sketch comedy, 10, free.

STAND-UP NY

236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850. Shows Sun.-Thurs. at 7 & 9, Fri. & Sat. at 8, 10 & 12:15 a.m.; $12 cover. FRI & SAT: Jim Gaffigan (of Rolling Rock commercial fame), Lynne Koplitz (been on Comedy Central), Vic DiBetetto (MTV) & Lisa Lampanelli (HBO).