188 Allen St. (Houston St.), 212-353-7769. MON: Clara Bijl "the French" hosts a night of local stand-up, 9, no cover.
BOSTON COMEDY CLUB
82 W. 3rd St. (betw. Thompson & Sullivan Sts.), 212-477-1000. WEDS & THURS: Brian Scolaro, Kevin Hart, Warren Holstein, Judah Friedlander, Russ Meneve, 9:30, $8 & 1 drink min. FRI & SAT: Jim Norton, Pete Correale, Patrice O'Neale, Rich Vos, DC Benny, Russ Meneve & Dave Edwards, 8, 10 & 12:15 a.m., $12 & 2 drink min. MON: "Blue" hosted by Tony Woods, feat. Wil, DC Benny, Warren Holstein, Big Jay, Sherrod Small, 10, $8 & 1 drink min. TUES: Brian Scolaro, Kevin Hart, Warren Holstein, Judah Friedlander, Russ Meneve, 9:30, $8 & 1 drink min.
CAROLINE'S COMEDY CLUB
1626 B'way (49th St.), 212-757-4100. Cover charge & 2 drink min. WEDS: Wil & Tony Roberts, 9:30, $15; Jammin' 105's Girls Night Out, 8, $17. THURS: Shang, 10 $18; The Biggie Show w/Larry Amoros, 10, $19.50. FRI: The New York Kings, 8, 10 & 12:30 a.m., $24.50. SAT: The New York Kings, 8, 10 & 12:30 a.m., $26.50. SUN: Jeffery Ross, 10, $22.50. MON: New Talent, 8, $15. TUES: The Jews & Blues Review, 9:30, $16.50.
COMIC STRIP LIVE
1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 212-861-9386. Sun. show at 8, Mon.-Thurs. shows at 8:30, $10 & $10 min. Fri. at 8:30, 10:30 & 12:30 a.m., $15 & $10 min. Sat. at 8, 10:15 & 12:30 a.m., $15 & $10 min. WEDS & THURS: MC Ray Ellin, Buddy Bolton, Justin McKinney, Robert Rothstein, Laurie Killmartin, Antman, DC Benny, Bernadette Pauley, Paula Bell, William Stephenson. FRI: MC John Bush, Cynthia Koury, Bill McCarty, Todd Barry, Tony Rock, Paul Mercurio. SAT: MC William Stephenson, Sherrod Small, Steven Donovan, Vinnie Brand, Vanessa Hollingshead, Jim Florentine. SUN-TUES: MC Ray Ellin, Buddy Bolton, Justin McKinney, Robert Rothstein, Laurie Killmartin, Antman, DC Benny, Bernadette Pauley, Paula Bell, William Stephenson.
DANGERFIELD'S
1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd Sts.), 212-593-1650. Sun.-Tues. shows at 8:45, $12.50. Fri. shows at 8:30 & 10:30, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30 a.m., $15-$20. WEDS-SUN: J. J. Ramirez, Bob Magnotti, Nancy Redman, Carrie Karavas, Brad Lowery. MON & TUES: Jim McCue, Gregory Rogell, Jerry Diner, Brad Lowery, Rob Magnotti, Nancy Redman.
GERSHWIN HOTEL
7 E. 27th St. (betw. 5th & Madison Aves.), 212-932-3767. SAT: "The 10:17 Comedy Night" feat. stand-up, musical & sketch comedy, 10, free.
GLADYS' COMEDY ROOM
Hamburger Harry's, 145 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 6th Ave.), 212-832-1762. FRI & SAT: Jim Gaffigan, Russ Meneve, Warren Holstein, Mike Singer, Eric Ingram, Jason Dietz, Gladys, 8:30, $12 & $5 min. (half price if you mention NY Press).
GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB
34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-367-9000. Showtimes Fri. & Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30, $15 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs. at 8:30, $10 & 2 drink min. WEDS: An Evening w/Robert Klein. THURS: Gotham All-Stars. FRI & SAT: Jim Gaffigan, Greer Barnes, Wali Collins, Frank Girisi.
STAND-UP NY
236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850. Shows Sun.-Thurs. 7 & 9, Fri. & Sat. 8, 10 & 12:15 a.m.; $12 cover. FRI & SAT: Spanky (Steven Kent), Eddie Brill, Eddie Ifft, Tom Cotter.
XANDO COFFEE & BAR
2160 B'way (76th St.), 212-595-5616. MON: "Lattes & Laughs," Denise Bongiovanni & Miriam Albert host a night of stand-up comedy, 8:30, no cover.