STAND-UP COMEDY BAR BETWEEN BRIDGES 63 York St. (Adams ...

63 York St. (Adams St.), Bklyn., 718-237-1977. THURS: Joe Dixon hosts music & comedy showcase "The Joe Show," 8-11.

COMEDY CELLAR

117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480 or www.comedycellar.com WEDS: Andrew Kennedy, Elon Gold, Jim Norton, Dave Attell, Rich Vos, Modi, Kevin Hart, Hood, Judah Friedlander, Sherrod Small, 11, $5 & 2 drink min.; Adam Fererra, Nick DiPaolo, Colin Quinn, Darrell Hammond, Tony Daro, 9, $5 & 2 drink min. THURS: Andrew Kennedy, Pete Correale, DC Benney, Jim Norton, Robert Kelly, Godfrey, Modi, Hood, Sherrod Small, Judah Friedlander, 11; Vanessa Hollinghead, Tony Daro, Darrell Hammond, Colin Quinn, Elon Gold, 9-2, $5 & 2 drink min.

COMIC STRIP LIVE

1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 212-861-9386 or www.comicstriplive.com Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:30, $8 & $9 min.; Fri. shows at 8:30, 10:30, 12:30 a.m., $12 & $9 min.; Sat. shows at 8, 10:15, 12:30 a.m., $12 & $9 min. MON: Audition night with Starla Muraz.

DANGERFIELD'S

1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd St.), 212-593-1650. Fri. shows at 9 & 11:15, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30 a.m., $15; Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:45, $12.50. WEDS-SUN: Jerry Diner, Justin McKinney, Richie Byrne, Nancy Redman, Jim McCue, Carrie Karavas. MON & TUES: The Most Brothers, Nancy Redman, Joe Mulligan, Jerry Diner, John Rizzo, Justin McKinney.

GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB

34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-367-9000. Showtimes Fri. at 9 & 11, Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30. WEDS: An Evening w/Robert Klein, 8:30, $15 & 2 drink min. FRI & SAT: Justin McKinney, Greg Carey, Sue Costello, $15 & 2 drink min.

STAND UP NY

236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850 or www.standupny.com Sun.-Thurs. shows at 9; Fri. & Sat. shows at 8, 10, & 12 a.m., $12. FRI & SAT: Rich Vos, Joe Matarese, Lisa Lampanelli, Elon Gold.