STAND-UP COMEDY BOSTON COMEDY CLUB 82 W. 3rd St. (betw. ...

82 W. 3rd St. (betw. Thompson & Sullivan Sts.), 212-477-1000. WEDS & THURS: "All Star Comedy" feat. Brian Scolaro, Kevin Hart, Warren Holstein, Judah Friedlander, Russ Meneve, 9:30, $8 & 1 drink min. FRI & SAT: Jim Norton, Pete Correale, Patrice O'Neal, Rich Vos, D.C. Benny, Russ Meneve, Macio, 8, 10 & 12:15 a.m., $12 & 2 drink min.

COMEDY CELLAR

117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480, www.comedycellar.com WEDS-SUN: Colin Quinn, Kevin Brennan, Nick DiPaolo, Dave Attell, Mitch Fatel, Godfrey, Greg Giraldo. MON & TUES: Colin Quinn, Nick DiPaolo, Dave Attell, Billy Burr, Godfrey, Greg Giraldo.

COMIC STRIP LIVE

1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 212-861-9386, www.comicstriplive.com WEDS & THURS: Buddy Bolton, Justin McKinney, Robert Rothstein, Laurie Killmartin, Antman, DC Benny, Bernadette Pauley, Paula Bell, Williams Stephenson & MC Ray Ellin. FRI: Cynthia Koury, Bill McCarty, Todd Barry, Tony Rock, Paul Mercurio & MC John Bush. SAT: Sherrod Small, Stephen Donovan, Vinnie Brand, Vanessa Hollingshead, Jim Florentine & MC William Stephenson. SUN: Buddy Bolton, Justin McKinney, Robert Rothstein, Laurie Killmartin, Antman, DC Benny, Bernadette Pauley, Paula Bell, Williams Stephenson & MC Ray Ellin.

DANGERFIELD'S

1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd Sts.), 212-593-1650. Fri. shows at 9 & 11:15, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30 a.m., $15; Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:45, $12.50. WEDS-SUN: Tim Young, Andres Fernandez, Quinton Heggs, Nancy Redman, Richie Byrne, Justin McKinney. MON & TUES: Al Ducharme, Patti Rosborough, Joe Mulligan, Nancy Redman, Jim McCue, Andres Fernandez.

GLADYS' COMEDY ROOM

Hamburger Harry's, 145 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 6th Ave.), 212-832-1762. FRI & SAT: Jim Gaffigan, Russ Meneve, Warren Holstein, Mike Singer, Eric Ingram, Jason Dietz, Gladys, 8:30, $12 & $5 min. (half price if you mention NY Press).

GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB

34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-367-9000. Showtimes Fri. at 9 & 11, Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30. WEDS: An Evening w/Robert Klein, 8:30, $15 & 2 drink min. FRI: Jim David, Gary Greenberg, Billy Burr, $15 & 2 drink min.; "What Adam West Would Do" (improv & musical comedy), 8, $5 & 2 drink min. SAT: Jim David, Gary Greenberg, Billy Burr, $15 & 2 drink min.; Gotham Beyond (improv), 8, $5 & 2 drink min. SUN: "Fistful of Improv," 8, $5 & 2 drink min.

STAND UP NY

236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850, www.standupny.com FRI & SAT: Lisa Lampanelli, Todd Barry, Greer Barnes, Buddy Bolton, 8, 10 & 12:15 a.m., $12. SUN: Blanca Dominguez pres. "It's Not Just Latins," 8:30, $10 & 2 drink min.

ZINC BAR

90 W. Houston St. (betw. LaGuardia Pl. & Thompson St.), 212-477-8337. TUES: "Urban Myth," comics tell true stories based on weekly theme, 8, $5.