35 E. 76th St. (Madison Ave.), 212-744-1600. WEDS-SAT & TUES: Mary Cleere Haran in "Sweet & Low Down," inspired by Reading Lyrics, 8:45 & 10:45, $60 [through 2/17].
CAROLINE'S COMEDY CLUB
1626 B'way (49th St.), 212-757-4100. Cover charge & 2 drink min. WEDS: The Girl Show, 7:30, $15. THURS & FRI: Carlos Menica, Joe Torry, 8, $30.50-$22.50. SAT & SUN: Carlos Menica, Joe Torry, 8 & 10:30, $22.50-$24.50. MON: "The Trevor Project" feat. Joy Behar, Mario Cantone, Kate Clinton, Jaffe Cohen, Judy Gold, James Lecesne & Suzanne Westenhoefer, 9:30. TUES: Hot 97's "Phat Tuesday," 7:30, $16.50.
COMEDY CELLAR
117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480, www.comedycellar.com Sun.-Weds.: one continuous show 9-1 a.m., $10 & 2 drink min.; Thurs. shows at 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min.; Fri. & Sat. at 9, 10:45 & 12:30 a.m. (add. 7 p.m. show on Sat.), $12 & 2 drink min. WEDS-SAT: Colin Quinn, Billy Burr, Gregg Rogell, Jim David, Sherrod Small, Godfrey. MON & TUES: Colin Quinn, Greg Giraldo, Mitch Fatel, Rick Crom, Nick DiPoalo, Godfrey.
DANGERFIELD'S
1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd Sts.), 212-593-1650. Fri. shows at 8:30 & 10:30, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30 a.m., $15; Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:45, $15-$20. WEDS-SUN: Hood, Pete Correale, Al Ducharme, Nancy Redman, Richie Byrne, Jim Norton. MON & TUES: Rob Magnotti, Jim McCue, Jim Norton, Nancy Redman, Hood.
DANNY'S SKYLIGHT ROOM
346 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-726-2007. WEDS: Full Speed Ahead pres. "Dysfunctional Love Stories," starring Jennifer Macaluso, 7, $15 & $10 min.
DUPLEX
61 Christopher St. (7th Ave.), 212-841-5410. THURS: "The New York Sex Comedy," 10, $5 & 2 drink min. [through 2/15]; "The Mo Show" w/comic Maureen "MO" Langan, 7:30, $6 & 2 drink min..
GLADYS' COMEDY ROOM
Hamburger Harry's, 145 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 6th Ave.), 212-832-1762. FRI & SAT: Jim Gaffigan, Russ Meneve, Warren Holstein, Mike Singer, Eric Ingram, Jason Dietz, Gladys, 8:30, $12 & $5 min. (half price if you mention NY Press).
GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB
34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-367-9000. Showtimes Fri. & Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30, $15 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs. at 8:30, $15 & 2 drink min. WEDS: An Evening w/Robert Klein. THURS: Ron Poole hosts "Hilarity of Charity," stand-up comedy benefits Special Olympics, 8:30, $20. FRI & SAT: Mitch Fatel, Greg Giraldo, Jim David, Wali Collins.
STAND UP NY
236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850, www.standupny.com FRI & SAT: Susie Essman, Sue Costello, Keith Robinson, Paul Mercurio, 8, 10 & 12:15 a.m., $12.