STAND-UP COMEDY Caroline’s Comedy Club 1626 B’way (49th St.), ...

1626 B'way (49th St.), 757-4100. Cover & 2 drink min. See also "Family." WEDS: Mike Epps, 9:30, $18. THURS-SUN: Pauly Shore, Gilbert Gottfried, $21.50-$24.50, call for times. TUES: Mark Harris Talent Showcase, $16.50, 7:30.

COMEDY CELLAR

117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 254-3480 or www.comedycellar.com. Fri. shows at 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min.; Sat. shows at 9, 10:45 & 12:30, $10 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs., one continuous show from 9-2, $5 & 2 drink min. WEDS-SUN: Colin Quinn, Darrell Hammond, Sherrod Small, Dave Attell, Keith Robinson, Rich Vos. MON & TUES: Colin Quinn, Allan Havey, Dave Attell, Keith Robinson, Godfrey, Rich Vos.

COMIC STRIP LIVE

1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 861-9386. Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:30, $8 & $9 min.; Fri. shows at 8:30, 10:30, 12:30, $12 & $9 min.; Sat. shows at 8, 10:15, 12:30, $12 & $9 min. WEDS: MC Kyle Dunnigan, Greer Barnes, Dan Naturman, Vanessa Hollingshead. THURS: MC William Stephenson, Ray Ellin, Lenny Marcus, Marla Schultz. FRI: MC Kerry McNally, Ray Ellin, J.J. Ramirez, Jim Breuer, Johnny Lampost, Teddy Smith. SAT: MC William Stephenson, Macio, Tom Papa, Buddy Bolton, Kerry McNally, Wali Collins. SUN: MC Tom Papa, Population 10, Russ Meneve, Joe Matarese, Lenny Marcus, Ali Simon, Kyle Dunnigan. MON: Audition night with Starla Muraz. TUES: MC Scott Blakeman, Kyle Dunnigan, D.C. Benny, Wanda SykesHall.

DANGERFIELD'S

1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd St.), 593-1650. Fri. shows at 9 & 11:15, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30, $15-$20; Sun.-Thurs., one continuous show starting at 8:45, $12.50. No min. WEDS-SUN: Justin McKinney, Richie Byrne, Andres Fernandez, Nancy Redman, Carrie Karavas. MON & TUES: Vic Di Bitteto, Jerry Diner, Al Ducharme, Joe Mulligan, Nancy Redman, Tim Young.

GLADY'S COMEDY ROOM

145 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 6th Ave.), 832-1762. Fri. & Sat. shows at 9 & 11, $12 & $10 table min. (mention NY Press: $7 & $5 min.) FRI & SAT: Jim Gaffifan, Warren Holstein, Russ Meneve, Julius Sharpe, Brett Duggan, Mike Singer & Gladys.

Gotham Comedy Club

34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 367-9000. Shows Thurs. at 8:30, Fri. at 9 & 11, Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30. WEDS: Girls, girls, girls! THURS: Gotham All Stars. FRI & SAT: Greg Carey, David J., Juston McKinney. MON: Night of 1,000 Jennifers feat. Nails, Bawden, Rev. Miller, DeMerritt & more.

ROSE'S TURN

55 Grove St. (7th Ave. S.), 875-7785. Shows Mon.-Thurs. $5; Fri. & Sat. $8-$10. WEDS: Millennium Madness, 7. FRI: Friday Night Comedy, 11, SAT: Saturday Night Comedy, 11; The Donohue Hour, 9. TUES: Lindsay Curcio & Friends, 7.

STAND-UP NEW YORK

236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 595-0850. Weds.-Thurs., Sun.-Tues. shows at 7 & 9. Fri. shows at 7, 9, 11:30. Sat. shows at 8, 10, & 12:15, all shows $12 unless otherwise noted. FRI & SAT: Ric Crom, Mike Robles, Lissa Lampanelli, Tony Woods.