STAND-UP COMEDY COMEDY CELLAR 117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker ...

117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480, www.comedycellar.com Sun.-Weds.: one continuous show 9-1 a.m.; Thurs. shows at 9 & 11; Fri. & Sat. at 9, 10:45 & 12:30 a.m. (add. 7 p.m. show on Sat.). Sun.-Thurs. shows $10 & 2 drink min. Fri. & Sat. $12 & 2 drink min. WEDS-SUN: Colin Quinn, Godfrey, Nick DiPaolo, Billy Burr, Dave Attell, Greg Giraldo.

DANGERFIELD'S

1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd Sts.), 212-593-1650. Fri. shows at 8:30 & 10:30, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30 a.m., $15-$20; Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:45, $12.50. WEDS-SUN: Al Ducharme, Patty Rosborough, Joe Mulligan, Nancy Redman, Jim McCue, Andres Fernandez.

GLADYS' COMEDY ROOM

Hamburger Harry's, 145 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 6th Ave.), 212-832-1762. FRI & SAT: Jim Gaffigan, Russ Meneve, Warren Holstein, Mike Singer, Eric Ingram, Jason Dietz, Gladys, 8:30, $12 & $5 min. (half price if you mention NY Press).

GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB

34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-367-9000. Showtimes Fri. & Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30, $15 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs. at 8:30, $10 & 2 drink min. WEDS: An Evening w/Robert Klein. THURS: Gotham All-Stars. FRI & SAT: Lewis Black.

STAND UP NY

236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850, www.standupny.com FRI & SAT: Patti Rosborough, Andrés Fernandez, Joe Mulligan, Sue Costello, 8, 10 & 12:15 a.m., $12. SUN: Elon Gold, Todd Barry & Scott Blakeman in "O What a Jewish Christmas Spectacular," 9, $10 & 2 drink min.