STAND-UP COMEDY COMEDY CELLAR 117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & ...

117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 254-3480 or www.comedycellar.com Fri. shows at 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min.; Sat. shows at 9, 10:45 & 12:30, $10 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs., one continuous show from 9-2, $5 & 2 drink min. WEDS: Colin Quinn, Allan Havey, Bill Santiago, Wanda Sykes, Greer Barnes, Mitch Fatal, Godfrey. MON & TUES: Colin Quinn, Dave Attell, Bill Santiago, Nick DiPaolo, Mitch Fatel, Godfrey, Marc Maron.

COMIC STRIP LIVE

1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 861-9386. Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:30, $8 & $9 min.; Fri. shows at 8:30, 10:30, 12:30, $12 & $9 min.; Sat. shows at 8, 10:15, 12:30, $12 & $9 min. WEDS: MC Kyle Dunnigan, Greer Barnes, Dan Naturman, Vanessa Hollingshead. THURS: MC William Stephenson, Ray Ellin, Lenny Marcus, Marla Schultz. FRI: MC Kerry McNally, Ray Ellin, J.J. Ramirez, Jim Breuer, Johnny Lampert, Teddy Smith. SAT: MC William Stephenson, Macio, Tom Papa, Buddy Bolton, Kerry McNally, Wali Collins. SUN: MC Tom Papa, Population 10, Russ Meneve, Joe Matarese, Lenny Marcus, Ali Simon, Kyle Dunnigan. MON: Audition night with Starla Muraz. TUES: MC Scott Blakeman, Kyle Dunnigan, D.C. Benny, Wanda SykesHall.

DANGERFIELD'S

1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd St.), 593-1650. Fri. shows at 9 & 11:15, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30, $15-$20; Sun.-Thurs., one continuous show starting at 8:45, $12.50. No min. WEDS-SUN: Quentin Heggs, Justin McKinney, JJ Ramirez, Nancy Redman, Jerry Diner, Rob Magnotti. MON & TUES: Jerry Diner, Nancy Redman, Rob Magnotti, Justin McKinney, JJ Rimirez, Quentin Heggs.

don't tell mama

343 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 757-0788 or donttellmama.com Thurs. show at 6:30, Sat. show at 10:30, both $10 & 2 drink min. THURS: David Thackray, Julien Roman, Wendy Spero, Joe Mozian, Nancy Witter, Sindy Myer, Ron Poole. SAT: Jill Shely, Dan Fleming, Joan Keiter, Kamly Jubran, Alice Johnson, Bret Watson, Rob Elder, Michael Clark, Nancy Witer, Sidney Myer, Lori Chase, Ron Poole.

GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB

34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 367-9000. Shows Weds & Thurs. at 8:30, $10 & 2 drink min.; Fri. at 9 & 11, Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30, both $15 & 2 drink min. WEDS: Robert Klein. FRI & SAT: Marc Maron, Mitch Fatel, Wali Collins. MON: Gotham Comedy All Stars!

STAND UP NY

236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 595-0850. Fri. & Sat. shows at 8, 10, & 12, $12. FRI & SAT: Vanessa Hollingshead, Andres Fernandez, Kevin Brennen, Melivn George.