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| 16 Feb 2015 | 05:32

    BAT BOY THE MUSICAL

    The Weekly World News' second biggest headline transforms a small Southern community; Union Sq. Theater, 100 E. 17th St. (Park Ave. S.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7:30, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $20-$55 [opens 3/21].

     

    THE BOOK OF LIZ

    New play by Amy & David Sedaris, who humbly bill themselves as "The Talent Family," about a runaway nun; Greenwich House Theater, 27 Barrow St. (7th Ave. S.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Fri., Mon. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 7 & 10, $35 [opens 3/26, through 5/5].

     

    A CLASS ACT

    Profile of Ed Kleban, lyricist behind A Chorus Line; Ambassador Theater, 219 W. 49th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; call for times & prices [opens 3/11].

     

    JIG SAW

    Dawn Powell's comedy about ladies-who-lunch mother & daughter battling for heart of young stallion; Bank St. Theater, 155 Bank St. (betw. West & Washington Sts.), 212-561-9635; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $15 [opens 3/10, through 4/1].

     

    JUDGMENT AT NUREMBERG

    Abby Mann's story of Nazi war criminals on trial; Longacre Theater, 220 W. 48th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mat. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $10-$75 [opens 3/26].

     

    THE INVENTION OF LOVE

    A.E. Housman goes back in time to confront his younger self, played by Robert Sean Leonard (meow); Lyceum Theater, 149 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 6th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $30-$60 [opens 3/29, through 5/27].

     

    NEWYORKERS

    Musical comedy about...people in New Jersey; City Center, 131 W. 55th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-581-1212; Weds.-Sun. & Tues. at 7:30, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $20-$50 [opens 3/20].

     

    TEN UNKNOWNS

    Donald Sutherland plays painter living in Mexico who doesn't take kindly to new people in his life; Lincoln Center, 150 W. 65th St. (betw. B'way & Amsterdam Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $50 [opens 3/8].

     

    WORK=PAIN=SUCCESS

    One-man commentary on the American work ethic & what it takes to be "successful"; Kraine Theater at KGB, 85 E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 212-539-7686; Weds. at 8, $12-$15.

     

    Just Opened

    ANGEL CITY

    Sam Shepard play about losing your soul in the film industry; Flatiron Theater, 119 W. 23rd St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), RSVP 212-501-2282; Weds.-Sat. at 8, $15 [through 3/10].

     

    THE ARSONIST

    Um...shit gets set on fire; Kraine Theater, 85 E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 212-560-7379; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, $12 [through 3/24].

     

    AS YOU LIKE IT

    Peter Dobbins directs; 145 W. 46th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 800-965-4827; call for times & prices [through 3/11].

     

    BEDBUG

    Poet Mayakovsky's "suicidal flameout"; Theater et al, Studio 1204, 330 W. 38th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-303-8105; Weds.-Sat. at 8, $15 [through 3/24].

     

    BREAKER: AN AERIAL OPERA

    Magical land full of children, puppets & women who dance on floating chairs; Dixon Place, 309 E. 26th St. (betw. 1st & 2nd Aves.), 212-532-1546; Fri. & Sat. at 8, mat. Sat. at 3, $8-$15 [through 3/24].

     

    BOY GETS GIRL

    Heterosexual success story in the city; Manhattan Theater Club's Stage I, City Center, 131 W. 55th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-581-1212; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2:30, $20-$55.

     

    CANNIBAL: THE MUSICAL, LIVE ON STAGE

    Trey Parker's musical comedy about Alfred Packer, the only American ever to be convicted of cannibalism; Kraine Theater, 85 E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 212-539-7686; Sat. at 10:30, $12-$15 [through 4/21].

     

    CARTAS: A NUN IN LOVE

    True story of 17th-century nun who was seduced & then abandoned by young French cavalry officer...sigh; 45 Bleecker, 45 Bleecker St. (Lafayette St.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mat. Sun. at 4, $35-$45.

     

    CELLINI

    Florentine sculptor digs art & women during the Renaissance; Second Stage Theater, 307 W. 43rd St. (8th Ave.), 212-246-4422; call for times, $30-$50.

     

    CIRCUS

    Actors & puppeteers from the Netherlands' Theater Terra come to town; New Victory Theater, 209 W. 42nd St. (B'way), 212-239-6200; call for times, $10-$20 [through 3/18].

     

    CLOSING TIME

    Three pieces of pub theater w/live music, based on writings of Flann O'Brien; Arlene Grocery, 95 Stanton St. (betw. Ludlow & Orchard Sts.), 212-316-1446; Weds.-Sun. & Tues. at 7:30, $20 incl. complimentary drink of your choice (I've heard that one before) [through 3/31].

     

    DISPOSABLE PLAYS

    Short one-acts by Luke Leonard; DUMBO Theater Exchange, 156 Water St. (Pearl St.), Bklyn., 718-624-1673; Thurs.-Sun. at 8, $10 [through 3/18].

     

    DOGEATERS

    Play about life in 1980s' Philippines based on Jessica Hagedorn's novel of same title; Public Theater, 425 Lafayette St. (Astor Pl.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $45 [through 3/18].

     

    THE DOUBLE BASS

    Written by Patrick Suskind, author of Perfume; 311 W. 43rd St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-315-0231; Weds. & Thurs. at 7, Fri. & Sat. at 8, mats. Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $19-$24 [through 3/11].

     

    THE DRUNK MONOLOGUES

    Diane Faith Spodarek pres. drinking stories from birth to death; St. Marks Studio Theater, 94 St. Marks Pl. (betw. 1st Ave. & Ave. A), 212-539-7686; Fri. at 10:30, $12-$15 [through 4/6].

     

    EVELINA'S HEART

    Based on life of Puerto Rican South Bronx activist Dr. Evelina Lopez; Nuyorican Poets Cafe, 236 E. 3rd St. (betw. Aves. B & C), 212-255-3733; Thurs.-Sat. at 7, mat. Sun. at 4, $12-$15 [through 3/18].

     

    EXTREME GIRL

    One-woman show about media images of girls vs. real life; the Gershwin Hotel, 7 E. 27th St. (betw. 5th & Madison Aves.), 212-206-1515; call for times, $10-$20 [through 3/11].

     

    FAT CHICKS GO TO HELL

    A world where fat girls don't conform to society's view of fat girls; Theater 22, 54 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 718-437-5981; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, Sun. at 3, $12 [through 3/18].

     

    FOOD FOR THOUGHT

    Or "Lunch Hour Theater." Actors read one acts by Arthur Miller, Grace Paley & such; National Arts Club, 15 Gramercy Park S. (20th St.) 212-475-3424; call for times & prices [through 3/29].

     

    FUNBOX TIMES SQUARE

    Audience participatory "funhouse" is back; New Theater, 135 W. 42nd St. (betw. 6th Ave. & B'way), 212-269-4TIX; Fri. at 8, Sat. at 8 & 10:30, mat. Sun. at 3, $25.

     

    GINA'S PAROLE

    Musical about ex-con in mini skirt & go-go boots; Raw Space Theater, 529 W. 42nd St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-279-4200; call for times, $15 [through 3/13].

     

    GIRLFRIEND

    Two high schoolers from Nebraska come to terms w/their sexual feelings for each other; Duplex, 61 Christopher St. (7th Ave.), 212-255-5438; Mon. at 9, $12 & 2 drink min. [through 3/26].

     

    HAMLET: SATANIC SENTINEL OF THE SUBURBS

    Jeff Eyre's significantly bawdy interpretation of the Bard; Surf Reality, 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-673-4182; Tues. at 8, $10 [through 3/26].

     

    HIGH DIVE

    Leslie Ayvazian's one-woman comedy about family & life in general; MCC Theater, 120 W. 28th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-727-7765; Thurs.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $20-$25 [through 3/25].

     

    HORSEY PEOPLE

    Comedy about Virginia's exclusive "horse & hunt set"; Vital Theater, 432 W. 42nd St., 3rd fl. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-592-0129; call for times & prices.

     

    I, ANATOLIA

    Story chronicles 15 "ordinary heroes," all women living in Turkey; Fazil's, 743 8th Ave. (betw. 46th & 47th Sts.), 212-460-1843; Sat. & Sun. at 9, $20 [through 3/31].

     

    I WILL BEAR WITNESS

    Based on German-Jew Victor Klemperer's diaries during the Nazi reign; Classic Stage Co., 136 E. 13th St. (betw. 3rd & 4th Aves.), 212-677-4210; call for times, $25-$40 [through 4/1].

     

    IF IT WAS EASY...

    Behind the scenes comedy about Broadway musical; Pulse Theater, 432 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-947-8844; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, call for prices [through 4/1].

     

    INDIGO RAT

    Cabaret-style musical set in Berlin betw. the wars; Rose's Turn, 55 Grove St. (7th Ave. S.), 212-366-5438; Mon. at 7, $15 & 2 drink min. [through 3/26]

     

    ISN'T IT ROMANTIC

    Wendy Wasserstein's 1983 comedy about young feminists; Tribeca Playhouse, 111 Reade St. (betw. W. B'way & Hudson St.), 212-206-1515; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $35.

     

    KARIUKI'S NOTEBOOK

    American Peace Corps volunteers refuse to stop teaching after their Kenyan school is closed; La MaMa E.T.C., 74A E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 212-475-7710; Thurs.-Sun. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $15 [through 3/11].

     

    LA RONDE

    Arthur Schnitzler's look at women, men, love & sexual behavior; Riant Theater, 161 Hudson St. (betw. Hubert & Laight Sts.), 212-925-8353; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, Sun. at 3, $15, $13 st. [through 3/25].

     

    THE LAST AMERICAN

    Sci-fi rock musical; Baby Jupiter, 170 Orchard St. (Stanton St.), 212-982-BABY; call for times, $10-$15 [through 3/25].

     

    LEAVING QUEENS

    Musical drama (no comment) about Irish Americans; Women's Project Theater, 424 W. 55th St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7:30, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $10-$45.

     

    LET A HUNDRED FLOWERS BLOOM

    Comedy about four friends & their NYC love lives; Center Stage, 48 W. 21st St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-929-2228; call for times, $15 [through 3/10].

     

    THE LONDON CUCKOLDS

    Rake Ned Rambles cuts a swath through London society; Blue Heron Art Center, 123 E. 24th (betw. Park & Lexington Aves.), 212-290-1595; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, Sun. at 7, mat. Sat. at 2, $15 [through 3/24].

     

    MACHINAL

    Based on life of Helen Jones, urban house-wife turned adulterer & murder; Ohio Theater, 66 Wooster St. (betw. Spring & Broome Sts), 212-358-5182; Weds.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $12-$19.

     

    MEDEA

    Jean Anouilh's mommy dearest; Riant Theater, 161 Hudson St. (betw. Hubert & Laight Sts.), 212-925-8353; Thurs.-Sat. at 7, $15, $13 st. [through 3/25].

     

    MERCURIUS

    A pair of sisters abandoned on deserted island have unusual adventures; Here, 145 6th Ave. (betw. Spring & Dominick Sts.), 212-647-0202 or www.here.org; Fri.-Sun. at 7, $15 [through 3/18].

     

    MR. SHAKESPEARE & MR. PORTER

    The Bard & Cole team up for a musical revue at Medicine Show Theater, 549 W. 52nd St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-262-4216; Fri. & Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 4, $15 [through 3/11].

     

    NIGHT & DAY

    Journalists fight to break a story about emerging African nation; Bouwerie Lane Theater, 330 Bowery (Bond St.), 212-677-0060; call for times, $40, $24 s.c., $20 st. [through 3/22].

     

    NINTH ENVELOPE

    One-woman show about being female in the man's world of theoretical mathematics; Raw Space, 529 W. 42nd St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-279-4200; call for times, $15 [through 3/7].

     

    NOW THAT COMMUNISM IS DEAD, MY LIFE FEELS EMPTY

    Two hipsters explore a "pungent Foremanesque landscape"; Ontological at St. Marks Theater, 131 E. 10th St. (2nd Ave.), 212-533-4650; Thurs.-Sun. & Tues. at 8, $15.

     

    OPHELIA

    Musical retelling of Hamlet via Ophelia; Wings Theater, 154 Christopher St. (betw. Greenwich & Washington Sts.), 212-627-2961; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, $19 [through 3/10].

     

    ORGY OF THE DEAD

    Young lovers crash their car into graveyard & meet Emperor of the Underwrold Surf Reality, 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-673-4182, www.surfreality.org; call for times, $10 [through 4/13].

     

    P.S. 69

    Comedy about gay substitute teacher who moonlights as an exotic dancer; 750 8th Ave. (46th St.), 212-279-4200; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 2, $25.

     

    THE PLAY ABOUT THE BABY

    Edward Albee's latest about a young couple, named Boy & Girl who have their baby taken away by an older couple, Woman & Man; Century Center for the Performing Arts, 111 E. 15th St. (betw. Irving Pl. & Park Ave. S.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $25-$60.

     

    A PLAY FESTIVAL CELEBRATING THE SPIRIT OF WOMEN

    Celebrate Women's History Month w/work by Awilda Bravo, Joy Langer, Kimberly Harris Riggs & others; Riant Theater, 161 Hudson St. (betw. Hubert & Laight Sts.), 212-925-8353; call for times & complete sched., $15, $13 st. [through 3/28].

     

    PRINTZ OF POETS

    Multiple personalities fight to dominate one man's poetic mental musings; NY Comedy Club, 240 E. 24th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 212-696-5233; Sun. at 3, $10 & 2 drink min. [through 4/15].

     

    RACE

    The Nazi rise to power & its effects on a group of German medical students; Classic Stage Co., 136 E. 13th St. (betw. 3rd & 4th Aves.), 212-677-4210; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $25-$40 [through 3/11].

     

    RASHOMON

    What really happened when a thief encountered a samurai & his wife in the forest; West End Theater, 263 W. 86th St. (betw. B'way & West End Ave.), 212-279-4200; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mats. Sat.-Sun. at 2:30, $25-$45 [through 3/18].

     

    REPERTORIO ESPAñOL

    Thirty-third season of Latin American, Spanish & Hispanic-American theater, w/both new & repertory works performed; Repertorio Español, 138 E. 27th St. (betw. Lexington & 3rd Aves.), 212-889-2850 or www.repertorio.org; call for times, $30-$40 [through 3/19].

     

    REVEREND BILLY'S SPRING REVIVAL

    The press release reads "we believe in the god that people who don't believe in god believe in." Political action often follows services; 45 Bleecker, 45 Bleecker St. (Lafayette St.), 212-529-4530; call for times, $20, $12 st. [through 4/15].

     

    ROCKSTAR

    Fictional band Solace's frontman leaves for solo career, pulls a Pink & can't face "harsh realities" of the music industry; Trilogy Theater, 341 W. 44th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-489-1632; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 7:30, $15 [through 3/24].

     

    THE ROVER

    Aphra Behn's classic tale of sex, love & marriage (in that order, obviously); The Currican Theater, 154 W. 29th St. (betw 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-206-1515; Fri. & Sat. at 8, Mon. at 7, $15 [through 3/25].

     

    SAVED

    Edward Bond play about violence in working class London suburb; American Place Theater, 111 W. 46th St. (betw. 6th Ave. & B'way), 212-840-3074; call for times & prices [through 3/18].

     

    THE SEARCH FOR SIGNS OF INTELLIGENT LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE

    Lily Tomlin gives Tony award winning performance, playing over a dozen characters, Jane Wagner directs; Booth Theater, 222 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mats. Sat. at 2 & Sun. at 3, $50-$65 [through 3/11].

     

    SEX, MARRIAGE & ROADKILL

    Relationship Analysis 101; Blue Heron Arts Center, 121 E. 24th St. (betw. Park Ave. S. & Lexington Ave.), 212-462-9233; Thurs. & Fri. at 8, Sat. at 8 & 11, $15 [through 3/24].

     

    6

    Short plays feat. new writers & directors like Randy Sharp, David Guion, Ami Armstrong & more; Axis Theater, 1 Sheridan Sq. (7th Ave.), 212-807-9300; call for times, $10 [through 3/24].

     

    SOME OF MY PARTS

    Female party addict realizes what the French knew all along?we are born & we die alone; Duplex, 61 Christopher St. (7th Ave.), 212-255-5438; call for times, $12 & 2 drink min. [through 3/27].

     

    SPOOKY DOG & THE TEENAGE GANG MYSTERIES

    Scooby Doo parody, just in case you don't see enough of him on the Cartoon Network, which owns the rights to all of Hanna Barbera but refuses to show anything else; Kraine Theater, 85 E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 212-539-7686; Fri. at 10:30, $15 [through 3/30].

     

    THE SUBJECT WAS ROSES

    Tim Cleary returns from WWII to a clingy mother & uncommunicative father in the Bronx; 330 Bowery (Bond St.), 212-677-0060; call or times, $15-$40 [through 5/3].

     

    SUCCESSFUL STRATEGIES

    Laura Josepher interprets Marivaux; Producer's Club, 358 W. 44th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-279-4200; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $15 [through 3/11].

     

    THEATER OF LIGHT

    Painting, music & movement by Rudi Stern; 107 Suffolk St. (Delancey St.), 212-279-4200; call for times, $20.

     

    THREESOME

    Evening of one-acts by William Packard; American Theatre of Actors, 314 W. 54th St., (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-581-3044; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sat. at 3, call for prices [through 3/24].

     

    TOWARDS ZERO

    Agatha Christie mystery about a country vacation, two love triangles & one murder; 432 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-695-1596; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $15.

     

    TWELFTH NIGHT

    Set on an Italian island in the 50s, Cosmopolitan types & musical servants do Shakespeare; 1010 Park Ave. (85th St.), 212-288-3246, ext.3; call for times, $19 [through 3/11].

     

    2001: A SPOTLIGHT ON FESTIVAL ODYSSEY

    Nine plays by Richard Morell, Charles Grippo & more; Raw Space, 529 W. 42nd St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-279-4200; call for times & complete sched., $15 [through 3/25].

     

    UNCLE NICKY

    Dark comedy about Nicky's new love, which stirs memories of the last one; Manhattan Theater Source, 177 MacDougal St. (8th St.), 212-981-8952; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $15 [through 3/17].

     

    URBAN ZULU MAMBO

    Collection of short works performed by Regina Taylor; Signature Theater Company, 555 W. 42nd St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-244-7529; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $47.50 [through 3/25].

     

    VALERIE SHOOTS ANDY

    Valerie Solanas gets more press in this dramatization of her assassination attempt on Andy Warhol; Present Company Theatorium, 198 Stanton St. (Ridge St.), 212-420-8877; call for times, $15, $10 st./s.c.

     

    VOICES FROM THE HOLY & NOT SO HOLY LAND

    Steven Greenstein's one-man show about Israel & the Jewish Diaspora; Red Room Theater, 85 E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 212-539-7686; Sun. at 8, $15, $12 st./s.c. [through 3/25].

     

    Continuing

    DE LA GUARDA

    Argentine theater group infuses theater w/rock, dance, aerial contortionism & carnival elements in long-running smash Villa Villa; Daryl Roth Theater, 20 Union Sq. East (15th St.), 212-239-6200; call for times, $20-$45.

     

    DINNER PARTY

    Six people address aspects of marriage & divorce as they indulge in a fancy meal; Music Box Theater, 239 W. 45th St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Fri. & Sun. at 3, $45-$70.

     

    DIRTY BLONDE

    Claudia Shear's production about "a gal, a guy & Mae West," starring Kathy Najimy, Kevin Chamberlin & Bob Stillman, moves to Broadway's Helen Hayes Theater, 240 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $65.

     

    END OF THE WORLD PARTY

    Chuck Ranberg's new comedy about several men who share a house on Fire Island, starring Jim J. Bullock of Hollywood Squares fame; 47th St. Theater, 304 W. 47th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-239-6200; call for times, $45-$49.50.

     

    FORBIDDEN BROADWAY 2001: A SPOOF ODYSSEY

    Parody of Broadway musicals; Stardust Theater, Ellen's Stardust Restaurant, 1650 B'way (51st St.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Mon. at 8:15, Sun. at 7:30, mats. Sat. at 2:30, Sun. at 3:30, $49.50.

     

    THE FULL MONTY

    I believe in miracles; Eugene O'Neill Theater, 230 W. 49th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $31-$86.

     

    FULLY COMMITTED

    Becky Mode's humorous look inside one of Manhattan's trendiest restaurants opens Off-Broadway starring Christopher Fitzgerald; Cherry Lane Theater, 38 Commerce St. (Bleecker St.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 6 & 9, Sun. at 7, mat. Sun. at 3, $45-$20.

     

    I LOVE YOU, YOU'RE PERFECT, NOW CHANGE!

    Musical revue looks at "Hopeful Heterosexuals"; Westside Theater, 407 W. 43rd St. (9th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Thurs.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7:30, mats. Sat. at 2:30, Sun. at 3, $49.50-$55.

     

    JANE EYRE

    Musical adaptation of Charlotte Bronte's novel, which addresses love & temptation when an orphaned girl falls for her master; Brooks Atkinson Theater, 256 W. 47th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 7, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $50-$86.

     

    LATE NITE CATECHISM

    Interactive comedy written by Vicki Quade & Maripat Donovan; St. Luke's Church, 308 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Fri. & Sat. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $40.

     

    LINE

    Play by Israel Horovitz now in its 26th year; Thirteenth St. Rep, 50 W. 13th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-675-6677; Weds. & Thurs. at 7, Fri. & Sat. at 9:30, $12.50, $8 st./s.c.

     

    MAYBE BABY, IT'S YOU

    Bachelor #542 please step forward?romantic comedy about finding the man of your dreams returns; St. Luke's Church, 308 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Thurs. & Fri. at 8, Sat. at 10, mat. Weds. at 2, $40.

     

    THE MUSIC MAN

    Meredith Wilson's adaptation of 1950 Broadway musical w/choreography by Susan Stroman; Neil Simon Theater, 250 W. 52nd St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $40-$85.

     

    NAKED BOYS SINGING

    The millennium of the woman (& gay guys) is officially underway as musical revue feat. eight naked men & 16 tunes; The Actors' Playhouse, 100 7th Ave. S. (betw. Grove & Bleecker Sts.), 212-463-0060; Weds.-Fri. & Mon. at 8, Sat. at 7 & 10, Sun. at 3 & 8, $35-$65.

     

    OUR SINATRA

    Celebration of this guy from Hoboken who could beat your ass w/a cane; Dillion's, 245 W. 54th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds., Fri., Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7:30, mats. Weds. at 2:30, Sun. at 3, $50-$80.

     

    PETE 'N' KEELY

    Musical comedy looks back at 60s sitcom about "America's Swingin' Sweethearts" Pete & Keely, now divorced like the rest of us; John Houseman Theater, 450 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $35-$55.

     

    PROOF

    Manhattan Theater Club's B'way play about a young woman facing the complexities of love; Walter Kerr Theater, 219 W. 48th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $24-$69.

     

    SEUSSICAL THE MUSICAL

    Endless source of theater gossip is an actual play, w/Dr. Seuss' famous characters & stories retold; Richard Rodgers Theatre, 226 W. 46th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat. at 8, Sun. at 6:30, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 1, $50-$85.

     

    STRICTLY PERSONAL

    DJM ISO SF; turn a few pages ahead if you need a translation; Soho Playhouse, 15 Vandam St. (betw. 6th Ave. & Varick St.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2:30, Sun. at 3, $45.

     

    SWING

    Musical & dance celebration feat. vocalist Ann Hampton Callaway; St. James Theater, 246 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $20-$85.

     

    THE SYRINGA TREE

    Playwright & actress Pamela Gien takes on role of 28 characters as she tells tale of two families?one white, one black?and their struggles in South Africa; Playhouse 91, 316 E. 91st St. (betw. 1st & 2nd Aves.), 212-307-4100; Weds-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $47.50.

     

    THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES

    Eve Ensler's documentation of life as seen through the cooter, based on real-life interviews?new actresses every two weeks; Westside Theater, 407 W. 43rd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 5 & 8, Sun. at 3 & 7:30, $55.

     

    Long Runs

    AIDA

    Triangular love story w/music by Elton "amyl nitrate" John, lyrics by Tim Rice & co-starring Taylor Dayne; Palace Theater, 1554 B'way (47th St.), 212-307-4747; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $25-$80.

     

    ANNIE GET YOUR GUN

    Annie, played by Reba McEntire, returns to the Marquis Theater, 1535 B'way (46th St.), 212-307-4100; call for times, $85.

     

    CABARET

    The Roundabout Theater's production of Kander & Ebb's classic; Studio 54, 254 W. 54th St. (betw. B'way & 7th Ave.), 212-239-6200, Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $25-$90.

     

    CHICAGO

    Concert version of 1975 musical starring Charlotte d'Amboise, Marcia Lewis, P.J. Benjamin & Brent Barrett; Shubert Theater, 225 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200 or www.chicagothemusical.com; Thurs.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $37.50-$85.

     

    THE DONKEY SHOW

    "A Midsummer Night's disco" at El Flamingo, 547 W. 21st St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-307-4100 or www.thedonkeyshow.com; Weds. & Thurs. at 8, Fri. & Sat. at 8 & 10:30, $35-$39.

     

    THE FANTASTICKS

    Longest-running musical; Sullivan St. Theater, 181 Sullivan St. (betw. Bleecker & Houston Sts.), 212-674-3838; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 3 & 7, Sun. at 3 & 7:30, $36.50-$39.

     

    FOSSE

    Musical celebration of choreographer's oeuvre starring Ben Vereen & Ann Reinking; Broadhurst Theater, 235 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Thurs.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $35-$85.

     

    JEKYLL & HYDE

    Musical by Frank Wildhorn & Leslie Bricusse starring David Hasselhoff?not sure he's going to top fave Sebastian Bach. Maybe it's time to get Axl on the scene; Plymouth Theater, 236 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $55-$80.

     

    LES MISERABLES

    Imperial Theater, 249 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $20-$85.

     

    THE LION KING

    New Amsterdam Theater, 214 W. 42nd St. (B'way), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat. at 8, Sun. at 1 & 6:30, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $25-$90.

     

    PERFECT CRIME

    Long-running murder mystery; Duffy Theater, 1553 B'way (46th St.), 212-695-3401; Thurs.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $35.

     

    PHANTOM OF THE OPERA

    Majestic Theater, 247 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $20-$80.

     

    RENT

    An East Village La Boheme; Nederlander Theater, 208 W. 41st St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 212-307-4100; call for times, $20-$80.

     

    TONY & TINA'S WEDDING

    Interactive musical theater now in its 12th year of production; St. Luke's Church, 308 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), reception at Vinnie Black's Vegas Room, Hotel Edison, 221 W. 46th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Thurs.-Sun. at 7, mat. Sun. at 2, $67.50-$80.